The Baby Weight

So.... people have been asking me a lot, "How did you lose the baby weight." I have been telling everyone I don't know, but I really do. I will now tell you all my secret:

First, work 15 hours three days a week as a nurse. Make sure you walk at least 10 miles during those days and only sit down a handful of times.

On the remaining four days a week carry around a 20 lb. sack of potatoes for at least 10 hours a day. When you are able to put it down, do the dishes, wash, fold, and put away laundry, cook, and clean. When not doing those things, also make sure you change 2 sets of diapers and clean up any miscillaneous messes made by a 2 year old. Make sure, again, to only sit down a handful of times.

Lastly, make sure you either breastfeed or pump every 3-4 hours around the clock. Even if it means you don't have time to eat yourself.

So.... there you have it. My unique weight loss plan. Aren't you ready to sign right up? :)